When you’ve had 1 over the 8, 2 over the 16, or in your case, 4 over the 32, you need the ’bender mender’. It has been invented by a widely regarded Russian doctor, already known in her homeland for perfecting a similar formula for the Russian navy. A group renowned for sinking a lot more than a few ships. The active ingredients will soon stop your head pounding, end your nausea and settle your stomach. Clear headed you can then think ’never again’. Well, if not until tomorrow, at least until lunch.

Directions for use:
Stumble in. Fall over cat. Pour one of the sachets into a glass of water and drink.

For best results, repeat process with another sachet in the morning.

Size: Contains 6 x 3g Sachets